People are ... people ... that you can hire.

Each person has a special skill that will expand your control over your empire. People require achievements to unlock.

Master  Dealer - Hires Dealers

cost: $500,000

- Hires 1 dealer per 3 seconds

- Dealers hired are free

- He likes to cuddle 

- Requires 0 achievements

Corrupt Cop - Temporarily stops dealers

cost: $500,000,000

- Freezes Dealers

- Pause Dealers at will

- He loves Yoga

- Requirs 5 achievements

Banker - Invests your money

cost: $50,000,000,000

- Invests your money 

- Gives 1-10 Quota every 5 min     

- 30 Min Cooldown

- Gets off on the numbers

- Requires 10 achievements

Super Chemist

cost: $28 Trillion

The super chemist requires 22 achievements and costs $28 Trillion to hire.

Once the super chemist is hired, the test tube icon will have a moving black dot and a stationary white circle around it.

The goal is to click the test tube icon when the moving black dot is right in the stationary white circle. When the click is successful your purity will go up by one percent and the white circle will change its location. The amount of times in a row that you are able click on the rotating dot will dictate the bonus purity you receive. If you miss click your combo will be reset to 0 and you will gain no additional purity from the Super Chemist.